Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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