Swine flu. Run for my life!
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
