ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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