My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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