Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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