gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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