he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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