Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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