On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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