I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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