i just google imaged poop.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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