I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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