we have officially lost it.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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