There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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