Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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