Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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