Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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