I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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