seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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