So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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