Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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