u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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