i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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