By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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