Buhtt sex?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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