he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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