Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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