i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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