drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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