awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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