doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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