Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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