He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Randomize
