Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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