If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
two words: eviction party
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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