So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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