before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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