For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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