why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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