I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Cover your peen. We're going out.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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