I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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