: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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