walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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