I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
worst night to have a conscience
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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