Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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