Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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