this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
