So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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