Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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