I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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