So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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