a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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