I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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