Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
