Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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