Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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